The Premier Inn chain employs Lenny Henry to advertise their guarantee of a good night’s sleep or your money back. It would probably be a bit unfair to sting them for a refund for a dreadfully fitful few hours which was down to me being paranoid that I would oversleep my 5:30 alarm and miss the flight to Bordeaux. But as I don’t particularly like Lenny Henry I was sorely tempted.
In order to gain an extra day of not having to do any laundry, I’m wearing a very scruffy shirt which I’ll bin in St Jean. So it’s fair to say that, as I also failed to shave this morning, I will be a strong contender for “Unlikeliest passenger to use the First Class lounge” today. Most of the other passengers were business chaps looking stressed and frowning at laptops. Heck, did I really look like such a jerk only a few months ago? I think we can all agree that the answer to that is a resounding “yes”.
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